You too can be the proud owner of a property on Mars!

THE LUNAR EMBASSY, are the only recognized world authority for the sale of Martian and other Planetary Real Estate (including the Moon). Please be advised, that any others are copy cat companies without authority, soliciting your money for unauthorized products.

And…regardless of what you may have heard…it’s all true: After having bought the Moon, here you can now buy a property on Mars!

OK, what are the details?
Firstly you should know, that in keeping with the Lunar Embassies traditional policy of selling extraterrestrial property at the lowest possible prices, we are happy to announce that a property on Mars is very similar in price to that of the other extraterrestrial properties the Lunar Embassy sell on other planets and Moons. However, there is no division between ‘lit’ and ‘dark’ sides like for the Moon, as Mars itself rotates.

The price for a one acre parcel is:

Only $19.99

+ $1.51 (Martian Tax)
+ Shipping and handling of $10.00
(Shipping and handling for up to 5 parcels going to the same address). Believe us, there’s enough room for a BIG swimming pool in your garden… for more info

Visit: marsshop.com


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